with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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