is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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