yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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