How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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