i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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