you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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