I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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