office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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