we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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