Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
did you just send me my own nude
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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