we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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