my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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