I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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