Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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