on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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