look no pants
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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