u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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