I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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