Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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