nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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