He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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