Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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