I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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