"it" just moved
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
