Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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