My hand turned me down
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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