There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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