i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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