My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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