Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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