I have demons in me.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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