I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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