I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
