I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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