And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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