He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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