JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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