Your dad touched me again.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
