Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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