Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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