she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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