I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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