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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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