You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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