i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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