Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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