You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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