I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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