I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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