i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Terrible idea I love it
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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