Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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