he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They took my balls.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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