I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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