she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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